The Solitary Sleeper

Guess what guys, all this chilling out that I’ve been doing for the last couple of months has come to a screeching halt. As crappy luck would have it, I am now (shudder) On-Call for the next whole month. Actually, not one month, it is for five whole weeks. That’s (Window+r calc Enter 7*5 Enter Alt+F4) 35 whole days (shudder shudder shudder). Let’s try this with a more positive attitude. I now have the power to sit alone at the computer all day and solve issues. Yayyy!! With great power comes great responsibility, so I am now responsible for another mobile phone. Wait bachcha…. It’s not just any phone - it’s a Nokia 3310 - the cool one with absolutely no features. Sorry, it does have Snake II and an annoying alarm clock. My first phone was the cooler cousin of this one. Nokia 3315. Other than the fact that it was “newer” in the “market” and that the keypad had “funkier” joined keys, the phones were the same. These were the two points I repeated over and over and over and over again in those extremely aggressive “my phone is better than yours” brawls. Those were the silly old days. I don’t engage in such futile arguments anymore. I guess it’s the effect of the “you are not here only to learn, you are here to become mature young individuals ready to face the world” policy followed by the educational institutions I have “studied” in. I digress. Back to the phones. I say they are the same because other than having no difference in features, both have the amazing ability to shut off even when the battery has surplus electrons ready and raring to go. It is this phone that earned me the reputation of “the guy who hangs up on you mid conversation.” That’s when the chicks stopped giving me their numbers. (Woohoo – Eureka moment) That IS the reason. I have hit it! So I finally got tired of playing the snake game and graduated to a phone that could store porn photos, videos and other forms of extreme pleasure entertainment. And now when I hold this piece of primitive electronics in my hands, I realize how much I missed playing with the virtual snake.

Speaking of missing things, a “yo wassup!!” to all you guys. Miss ya loads!! I promise to be back soon to make your lives miserable once more! Till then, cheers and peace out!