The BIG Bang Theory......

A snippet of what transpired at the lunch table today....

Jhakaas Boy: ………… (The Elephant Story)……… How can anyone miss a freaking elephant walking in the middle of the road????

Shy Shen: He's obsessed with this story, he has recited about 15 times already.

Choco Syrup: He's just obsessed with you.

Shy Shen: (nazal twang) Whaaatt??

Choco Syrup: If you don't get married, not that you won't, you know who you can go back to. Jhakaas will marry you..

Shy Shen: Yuck.. I’m not marrying him. I’d die a virgin but I will not marry him.. Cheeee..

Choco Syrup: Hahaha.. You’re gonna die a virgin. Btw, do you know what they write on tombstones of virgins??

Everyone Else: What??

Choco Syrup: Sent back unopened...

Shy Shen: All because of you I'll die a virgin.. And if that happens my ghost will come and haunt you forever...

Everyone Else: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... :D

Choco Syrup: you want me to make sure you lose your virginity?? Come...

Every1 Else: ha ha ha ha ha ha :D

Shy Shen: (nasal twang) noooo..... (Then proceeds with a stoopid explanation in a nasaler twang)..

Choco Syrup: you know what you should do.. If you die a virgin, then your ghost should get into Bhains Lana's body and make him have sex with a man!! That way both of you will fulfill your respective desires...

The Luckiest Day of His Life!

The title of my previous post caused mayhem. 2 of my 3 readers were thoroughly confused and demanded an explanation. So here it is - in pictorial format!!! I know that my artistic skills aren't the best in the world and this pretty picture may not paint the entire story, so just for you I present, THIS!!

.... when a tata sumo hits you on the head

samudranb does feature in my first post but since I plan to retain the mysterious nature of my characters, I shall not reveal his blog-identity..... Loneliness has driven him to tweet himself. Orrrrrr it's just a lame marketing strategy for all those books that he's written with numbers in the titles!!











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